OMIGOSH! Super long tag! DX Stoopid Rebeccer! I can't really be made at you though because you got me Japan Swag ._. Soyeah, read this because this took a good portion of my LIFEFORCE!


1) Full name?
Janet (from another planet) Clare Snot-rag Magilicutty Hall… the XIV.


2) Male/Female
She-male!

3) Were you named after anyone?
Janet is my aunt’s name… but everyone calls her Tracey for some reason, and Clare is my grandmother’s name, snot-rag is what my dad calls me when I’m introduced to people, Magilicutty is after Lucile Ball’s character from I love Lucy, and Hall is my fathers last name taken from the moors of England… and XIV because I resemble King Louis XIV in everyway; even the legs! Especially the legs! à [link]


4) Does your name mean anything?
Its means I’m a super special awesome gift from GOD! Like Louis!! Look it up people that’s what it says!

5) Nicknames?
Janjan, THE Janjan, Bitch (because my friends are cruel ;_, Commissar Janet (again, cruel friends), and Okonkwo!



OKONKWO!!!


6) What do you think you look like?
Tallish, skinny, small bewbs, brown hair, green eyes, freckles, awkward. In other words; DAMN SEXY!


7) Date of birth?
The fourth of October in the year 1990! It was raining that day apparently; the sky was crying because I was born… boohoo!

8) Place of birth and current location?
Scarborough or Nova Scotia… I’m not sure, either one; take your pick! And I live in the glorious country of Toronto!


9) Nationality?
Canadian!!! In Canada! Where we drink beer, play hockey, eat doughnuts, and wear tank tops in -30 degree weather; CELSIUS! In Canada!

10) Astrology sign?
Libra, the scales. No humorous answer for this!

11) Chinese astrology sign?
The pony! 8D

12) Religion?
Imma atheist! There I said! Bring it on God!! Bring! It! Ooon! *gets struck by lightning*

13) What is your favourite smell?
I love the smell of napalm in the morning!

14) Political Position?
Politics? POLITICS?!?! We don’t need no stinkin’ politics!

…

Well, yeah, we do. I just think it’s stupid and made of doodoo! Politicians these days make me sick! Especially you!!!!

15) What do you prefer to drink in the morning?
I only drink the blood of my enemies!! And occasionally a strawberry yoo-hoo. Lawl! Red vs. Blue reference 8D


16) Hair + eye color?
Green and brown… except switch the order.


17) Do you look like anyone famous?
I bare a strong resemblance to Mr. T u_u


18) What do you look like?
DÉJÀ VU!!


19) Any unusual talents?
Spazzy spazzy creativity and I can smell fear and cheeseburgers in a ten mile radius. No joke.


20) Righty, lefty, or ambidextrous?
Righty, because I’m not a freak like some people! (shun him!).


21) Gay, straight, bi, or other?
Straight as a pretzel… wait a second… pretzel’s aren’t straight… they’re pretzel shaped… well I guess that means my sexual orientation is pretzel then. STYLE!


22) What do you do for a living?
Well breathing usually helps, I sometimes partake in the consumption of food and beverages, whenever I get the chance too; but what really keeps me kicking are the souls of young children.


23) What do you do for fun?
I run around my basement and think of crazy stories for hours. You think I’m joking don’t you? O_O


24) Materials to work with?
THE WORLD IS MY CANVAS; but I mostly use tobacco sauce!

25) What kind of materials would you like to work with?
Anything other than tobacco sauce is just a waste of time!


26) Have you met your grandparents?
I’ve met one, who by the ways is awesome, but not the others; though apparently everything I do reminds my family of my grandpa so I guess I’m his reincarnation… can someone meet them self?


27) Boyfriend/Girlfriend?
Pssh! Who needs that when you’re a player?! Like me!


28) Crushes?
Pssh! Who needs that when you’re a player?! Like me!


29) What celebrity would you date if you could?
Jean Kelley heeheehee, he’s pretty! ^___________________^ Though him being dead might put a kink in our relationship. God that man looked good in tights!


30) Current worries?
Oh God!!! Why won’t the new Fullmetal Alchemist come out?!!?! PANIC!!!


31) Favourite online guy/girl(s)?
Hm, Rufftoon I guess, she has awesome ATLA art, but there are too many to choose from… like JANJAN!


32) Favourite place to be?
My bedroom, that’s my safe haven! It has a really distinct odour with posters falling off the walls and papers and clothes scattered everywhere! It’s beautiful!


33) Least favourite place to be?
A hospital!!! o_o;;;;;;; I’m so freaked out by those places!!!


34) Do you burn or tan?

I wear three layers of turtle necks when it’s nice so I don’t know. Turtle necks are sexy!


35) Ever break a bone?
NO! And I never will *knock on wood* because that means I’ll have to go to a hospital!!! AH!


36) What is your favourite cereal?
Frosted flakes!! They’rrrrrre Grrreat! Hur hur, Tony the tiger’s who is a tiger… like Tigertron! NERD!


37) Person you cry with?
Buh?! You have to be with someone else in order to cry?! Is that some sort of law I’ve been breaking all these years?? Oh no! *kool-aid man* OH YEAH!


38) Any sisters?
I had a few but they got in my way so I had no choice but to kill them… in friendly game of kickball!


39) Any brothers?
One, he’s ok. I haven’t had to defeat him in any sports yet.


40) Any pets?
I have two kitties!! Rosie and Beatrice! They are the cutest most intelligent animals in the entire world! ... Except for Rosie who fell in the toilet while drinking out of it… she’s just the cutest!


41) An illness?
NO! Illnesses require hospital trips!! Guh!


42) A pager?
A what now?


43) A personal phone line?
I don’t do sex calls. Hur.


44) A cell phone?
No for two very good reasons. One; they are stupid! The only time I’d every use it is in life or death situation and those don’t come across everyday! I don’t need to talk with my friends 24/7 like a douche-bag! And two; they cause cancer! That means you have to go to a hospital to get it fixed! JGSHGKHAS!!!


45) A visible birthmark?
When I’m angry a little red mark appears in my forehead; my mom says it’s because I’m an alien. Teehee!


46) A pool or hot tub?
I’d prefer a hot tub; but unfortunately I have neither!


47) A car?
Who needs a car when you have the ever reliable Toronto Transit?! And for those of you who don’t live in Toronto; THAT WAS SARCASM! IT SUCKS ASS!! >:C


48) Personality?
Bi-polar and chaotic! The best kind! Though that’s mostly in my head, on the outside I try to control my craziness >_>;;


49) Driving?
NO WAI! I don’t trust the dickheads that have trouble just walking around! Why would I trust them in a machine that goes twenty times faster?! Cars are seriously overated!


50) Your clothing style?
Sophisticated sloppiness! Oh yeah!


51) Room?
What about it? You a cop? O_O


52) What’s missing?
My sanity and a fare distribution of intelligence in the world. >_>


53) School?
LCI! I love and hate that place. Nice teachers friends and courses but my God such IDIOTS THERE! >.<


54) Bed?
Smells kinda funny but not in a bad way with enough blankets and pillows to supply a small country!


55) Relationship with your parents?
Very good; we sit around and talk about movies and listen to my dad bad mouth guys in hockey. It’s my happy time. I also have a good relationship with my other mom and dad from school! 8D


56) Do you believe in yourself?
This brain and this heart is all I can truly believe in. DEEP!


57) Do you believe in love at first sight?
To an extent, but I think you really need to get to know the person first to establish a good relationship not just based on physical attraction. MORE DEEPNESS!


58) Consider yourself a good listener?
What was the question. Heh. That only really works when people are talkin' >_>


59) Have a future dream that you would like to share?
XD;; Not quite but I have a humorous story:

When I was little I came rushing home in tears and flopped onto my bed with my Mom chasing after me.

“What’s wrong dear? Did something happen at school?” She asked. With tears dripping down my face I replied:

“I’ll never be able to achieve my dream when I grow up!”

Concerned and curious she asked, “Well what is it you want to be?”

“The premiere of Ontario!!”

At that my mom closed the door in order for me not to her laughing! XD


60) Get along with your parents?
DOUBLE DÉJÀ VU!!


61) Save your e-mail conversations?

Why? Am I gonna be sitting around one day and say ‘Wow, that was a good internet talk I had with my bud; I wish I could relive it! But wait! I can!’ Hehe.. no.

62) Pray?
Every night I get on my knees and pray to the almighty creator, Bob Hope, for guidance. HAH Yeah right! That’d be awesome if he was God. Best. God. Ever. I’ve only ever prayed seriously once and I was young and desperate at the time. U_U


63) Believe in reincarnation?
Yes, something I do believe in along with its counter parts the wheel of fortune and karma. I find it really fascinating actually and it's a hard belief for fundamentalists to get a hold of u_u


64) Brush your teeth twice a day?
Almost all the time. Once in a while I’ll stay up on the computer till 11:00 PM reading online manga and by that time people are asleep and I’d wake them up with my mega technologically advanced spinning tooth brush of doom!

65) Like to talk on the phone?
Not really, no. No offence guys but I don’t like you that much. Just kidding! Or am I?

Yeah I am 8D.



66) Like to eat?
It’s what I excel in! If there it was an Olympic sport I’d win in sheer time of consumption. Stuff goes on my plate and I inhale it! OM NOM NOM!


67) Like to exercise?
I walk whenever I can… does running around in circles count? But no, no I don’t; but I still manage to stay thing as a twig on top of all my consumption. Jealous ladies? >8D Muahaha!


68) Like to watch sports?
Only manly sports! Like hockey and lacrosse! True Canadian sports! And FOOTBALL! FOOTBALL!!! And not the kicking kind; I can’t stand soccer mostly because of the obnoxious fans! You know who you are!


69) Sing in the car?
Nope because I have the TTC and if I sang people would go ‘HEY!... Stop that.’


70) What is a dream that you have all the time?
Um… the crazy kind? XD I can’t really remember one I have often, all I know is that they’re all basically crazy… I blame the estrogen.


71) Dream in color?
M… most people do don’t they? O.O;;


72) Do you have nightmares?
No, just extremely creepy and weird dreams do to the fact that I am a girl. <8[

73) Sleep with a stuffed animal?
FREDDY! My teddy bear I’ve had since I was born; he came out of the womb with me ^_^ but his neck is falling apart so I took some mefix and tapped it around his neck to make a fake neck brace on account’a I can’t sow >_<


74) What's right next to you?
A bottle of Jones orange cream soda which will soon be filled water because I have a thing about recycling bottles >_O


75) What's on your favourite mug?
Corner Gas/the Ruby logos XD


76) What's on your mouse pad?
Uh, musical heritage society stuff >_>;; ask my mom; not me!


77) Your favourite flavour of gum?
I like cortext… cortex… uh, I can’t remember but they’re breath freshener stuff <_<;; I don't have gum that often heh...


78) Your brand of deodorant?
Uh, whatever my mom gives me from the store. Heh, I don’t particularly care so long as its not AXE! HATE AXE! Guys, it doesn’t smell good ‘kay? Don’t WEAR IT!


79) Your dream honeymoon spot?
Any place with a historical site or New Zealand because that place is beautiful! Or Hawaii!


80) Your dream husband/wife?
Jean Kelley! I was gonna marry him when I was five but then my dad told me that he passed away before I was born ;_;


81) What's hiding in your closet?
Uh, what’s NOT hiding in my closet? I think I have some posters, pictures, clothes, a couple cats, some industrial paint, shoes, Elvis Presley, and 2-Pac.


82) Under your bed?
Other cats, but they can leave when they want to. XD


83) The name of one of your closest/best friends?
Carolyn and Rebecca . Sorry man friends you didn't make the cut. >D


84) Your bad time of the day?
Canadian history tiem! DX The people in that class are SO STUPID!! Some one asked “Did they have horses back then?” GOOD GOD! >:I Makes me so angry!


85) Your worst fear?
Anything to do with doctors/hospital; especially needles. I seize up even just hearing about them! ._.;;


86) What's the weather like?
Bi-polar! It’s freakin’ Canada! One day its 20 out, the next -3! D8<


87) Your favourite time of year?
I like Spring and Autumn the best! :3


88) Your favourite holiday?
TURKEY DAY! *drools* The food! *gurgles*


89) A material weakness?
Graphic novels/comic books and anything transformers >_<


90) The weirdest food or drink that you like?
Orange cream soda! Everyone always looks at me weird when I drink it… ._. it’s good gais!


91) At the top of your "to do list"?
Become ruler of the worl - I mean own a monkey >_>;;


92) The hardest thing about growing up?
Having to deal with politics D8<


93) A pet peeve?
Stupid people and rude people!


94) Your scariest moment?
When I had a cancer scare, especially since my mom had cancer, but that turned out ok ^_^


95) Your attitude about love?
Hmm… can’t say I’ve ever been in love, it’s really not something I’m looking for but I believe its real. It has to be or else my stories have no meaning D8> buh!


96) The funniest or most desperate thing you've done?
One time when I was eight while eating in Tim Horton’s in my ballerina tutu I belched so loud that the entire restaurant went quiet! XD Proudest. Moment. Ever. Also I kicked a bully in the nuts once because he was being really cruel to my friend. >:C Nobody messes with the JANJAN!


97) The worst feeling in the world?
Thinking about how all of these stupid people in school are moving onto the real world. It’s really terrifying!


98) The best feeling in the world?
Thinking about my stories/getting them down on paper :3


99) Who sent this to you?
D8< I thought I knew you!!


100) 5 people to send this test too?



Clubs that I don't contribute to but should >_>;;